*Sighs* After shoveling all around my house and the back deck, I feel slightly more...manly.
*Cracks open a beer (Coke) and takes a deep sip; opens legs and scratches crotch while watching Football on TV* Oooh...Men fondling and wrestling with eachother!! O.o' *Watches manliness fly out the window* Well, THAT was quick!! >.<"